1................Illumination
A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of ur friendship.
2....................Sweet SMS
A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is u.
3.....................Coin
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I smsed u, but it's okay because I got u.
4..........................Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan�.
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
5......................LONG SMS
Treat life as a sea, heart as a seashore and friends like waves. It never matters how many waves are there? What matters is which one touches the seashone Difficulties in ur life do not come to destroy u,But to help u realize ur hidden potential
Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
TRUE FRANDS R THOSE WHO CARE, WITHOUT HESITATION WHO REMEMBER, WITHOUT LIMITATION WHO FORGIVE, WITHOUT EXPLANATION WHO TRUST WITHOUT COMMUNICATION
Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
A good friend is like a computer
I 'enter' ur life,
'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems,
'shift' u 2 opportunities
& never 'delete' u from my memory!
If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?
I will say: my life¦ You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew, all angels in heaven know
I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need you. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die
Dosti- kaho to ek lafz,
mano to bandagi,
socho to gehra sagar,
dubo to zindagi,
karo to asan,
nibhao to mushkil,
bikhare to sara zamana,
simte to SIRF TUM
I don't care how many lips u'vee kissed, how many shoulders u've embraced & how many times uâ've said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last!
If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U
6.....................CONGRATS”
U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
7.....................A sardar and a poet diner together.
the poet asks sardar "pass the wine u divine".
Sardar thnks "how poetic"
and in turn tells " pass the custard u basturd"!!!
8..................One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart
9.................Goodnight sms messages are usually sent as a good night greeting. some buddies like to send funny good night jokes. some prefer to send good night text messages in their native languages i.e urdu or hindi. And almost every lover is suppose to send a good night love sms or a sweet / romantic good night sms before he finally went to the dreamland.
We hope you will like our good night sms collection.
_________________
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
10.....................Amitabh -
mere paas rocket hai,
shurli hai,
chakri hai,
murga bumb hai,
anaar hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi kapoor -
mere paas
maachis hai!:p
_________________
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
11..................Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, funny, well...
Enough about ME!
How about you?
_________________
I m not a STRANGER,
M just a Friend u haven't met!!
12......................Jony Jony S pappa.
F***ing girls S pappa.
Wearing condom No pappa.
Getting AIDS Haa haa ha.
AIDS awareness. Prevent it. Send 2 all careless F***ers.....
_________________
EVEN THE GREATEST CREATION
STARTS FROM A SMALL SEED
13........................KARKE DOSTI HUM KISIKO NAHI BHULATE....
ZINDAGI BHAR HUM DOSTI HE NIBHATE....
NA HO APKI DOSTI ME BATVARA,
ISLIYE TO HUM NAYE DOST NAHI BANATE
*****************************************************
We are all born in this world for some special Purpose...
EVERYBODY IS UNIQUE AND NONE OF US ARE WASTE.
So, don't be a prisoner of past be an architect of YOUR future.
14......................Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai
Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai
Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko
2008 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai
15....................kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yaado ko
to aapki hi yaado se shuruat hui
16.................................keep messaging me,
win xcting prizes:
1st pries a lot of love.
2end pries life time frindship with me.
3erd pries free stay in my heart
####################################################################################
Tum milo na milo koi gham nahi,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi,
Dosti mein dhoka de who hum nahi, Humari dosti bhi Bunty aur Babli se kam nahi,
####################################################################################
Allah he Allah kia kro.
Miss call na kisi ko dia kro.
1 Rupay ka SMS he
Kabi Kabi to kia kro.
####################################################################################
Jb log sabhi sojatay hain
hm sms ki toon bjatay hain
wo jo sungi, sathi, bayli hain
wo jo dost, yar, shayli hain
sotay say un ko uthatay hain
or kan may ye gun-gunatay hain
aap khuwabo? say dil behlatay hain
hum aap ko yad frmatay hain.
jag gai?
Msg parh lia?
ab jawab do ma-bdolut intazar frmatay hain.
####################################################################################
_,______
/______/\.;';';,
l__[]__l[]|,,)(,
Its my HOME
gift 4U
chaho to SALE kar k balance dlwa lo
MAiN road pe reh lunge
mgr TUMHARY sms k bagher nahe
####################################################################################
Hum tum pe itna dying.,
jitna sea mein pani lying..,
Akash main panchi flying..,
Jugnu raat main gaying..,
kabse hum yunhi crying..,
Phir b U R not replying..!
####################################################################################
SMS karne k faide
1- Mobile ko zung nahi lagta
2- Time pas ho jata hai
3- Jise karo ge wo khush rahe ga
4- Contact bana rahe ga
5- Koi kanjoos nahi kahega
####################################################################################
Yad rakh ker meri dosti ko tmne,
Meri zindagi per ek ehsan ker diya,
Is mobile main yeh last rupiya tha,
Dekho humne woh bhi tery nam kar diya.
####################################################################################
A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha yaari
uski muje puri ha jaankari...
To phir dikha apni dildari aur
bhej itne msg ke aane na paye
meri bari;-)
####################################################################################
Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje. Wo..?
:
->
:
:
->
:
:
->
:
:
->
:
:
->
:
:
->
:
:
->
:
:
->
:
:
->
:
Wo thori der baad bhi bhej sakta hai..!
Koi tension nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
####################################################################################
Na Hawa Na Maya Hai,
Ehsaas Tumhara Aaya Hai,
Humain Bhi MSG Kar K Dekh Lo DOST,
COMPANY Ne Yeh MOBILE Sirf Tumhary RISTEYDARON K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai!!!
####################################################################################
Baari barsi khatan gaya c khat k laiyandi kheer
.
.
.
Jairha mainu 10 SMS na bhejay o apni mashook da veer.... !
bolo tara ra ra.
Bhej rhe o ya fair veer..
####################################################################################
Lub Pe Aati Hi Dua Bun K Tmana Meri
Sim Bnd Ho Jaey Allah Kare Teri
Har Jaga Mere Chmakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Agar ap Mujhe Sms Na Kare
Apka Rung
Kala HoJay;-)
####################################################################################
Bhai 1 acha sa SMS to send karo...
Agar acha na ho to ganda hi karo...
Aisa karo koi funny msg karo...
Agar funny na ho to poetry karo...
Agar poetry na ho to koi sexy hi karo...
Agar koi b SMS na hoa to Mobile Ka Qeema Bana lo %=====@
####################################################################################
"Chhoti -chhoti" baatoon se takraar na kiya karo
Hamare har mazak ko dil pe na liya karo
Kya pata saath hai aur kitne din ka
Tab tak to pyar bhare SMS kiya karo
####################################################################################
aap ki dosti main gazab ki mithaas hai us se zyada aap k sms jhakkas hain mere cell ko aap k sms ki talaash hai q k aap k sms k saamne saare sms khallas hain.
####################################################################################
Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra K
Kisi Ko Dhoka Mat Do Apna Bana K
Karlo SmS Jab Tak Hum Zinda Hain
Phir Mat Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Mein Yadein Basa K... :->
####################################################################################
Pyaar k lai mohabbat.
Aur mohabbat k lai pyar .
Do?no aik dosray k lai .
Lekin message k lai sirf tum.
####################################################################################
Circut: Bhai msg karnay may kitna maza ata hayna ak dum chakas!
Munna: Magar is msg ko parhnay waly Rootlo ki to jaan jati hay msg kartay waqt.
Circut;per humari to chawanni jati hayna
Bhai.
####################################################################################
*****Masrufiyat*
*Kanjusi*
*Gurbat*
*Laparwahi*
*Narazgi*
*Guroor*
*Hath ki chot*
*Mobile ki kharabi*
*Alfaz ki qillat*
*Ya koi or waja hai
sms na kerne ki*****
####################################################################################
Bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
Intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
K kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
Aur kab aayega message tumhara... ;->
####################################################################################
Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,
Gun tu kia Bulet b diya nhi karta,
ye to baat ap jese Dost ki hai,
Warna SMS to kya!
DON kisi ko apna Number b dia nhi krta.
####################################################################################
Agar ho udas to gao koi gana,
agar lagi hai bhok to khao tum khana,
agar ho bimar to karo aik sms rawana,
kyunkeh.
aik sms rozana,rakhy tandrust Or tawana.
####################################################################################
,-|'"""""""""'''|
/--[SMS PoLiCe] ,-/'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''/
'''O'""""""O"O'"" /--[SMS PoLiCe]
Hum Aapko Arrest Karne Aye Hain, '''O'''''''''''''O''O''''''
Apki CompLain hy K Ap Apne Dosto'n ko koi SMS nhi karte.. ;->
####################################################################################
wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti . Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta
####################################################################################
Arey O friendwa!!
Kesan ho?
Hamar se koi ghalti hoi gawa ka?
Tohar SMSwa k darshan kiey ik jamana beet gawa
Torant ik dui SMSwa bhijwai do hamar tuntuniya pe
####################################################################################
Kabhi aap bhi humse baat kar liya karo, milne ki faryad kar liya karo,ek hum hai jo her baar shuruat karte hai,kabhi ap bi hume humse pehle yaad kar liya karo.
####################################################################################
SMS Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi HE,
Nazar Mobile Pe Tika Rakhi HE,
Battery B Full Charge Kar Rakhi HE,
Per SMS Aaenge kese?
Dosti KANJUS?N Se Jo Bana Rakhi HE.
####################################################################################
XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE'S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HAIN PAR AATA Nahi he.
####################################################################################
Lage raho
.
.
Lage raho
.
.
Koi kuch nahi kahe ga
.
.
Aur kahe ga bhi to kaunsa farq pare ga
.
.
Lage raho
.
Besharmon ki terha
Sms receive kerne mein :->
####################################################################################
0
0,=_
/ \ // ??
Kya hua yaar agar sms ka balanc nahi he tou is me pao pakrne wali kia baat he uth jao phir kabhi sms bhaij dena
####################################################################################
Purana Loha becho.
Teen dabba becho.
Sukhi roti becho
Plastic ki jootyan becho.
Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se
Balance dalva k
sms to BHEJ?.
##############################################################
Post a Comment